Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Perfect Christian Woman According to Christian Publishing

This lady…

Lives a Purpose Driven Life and knows the Power of a Praying Wife.

She practices Five Love Languages and will not be Left Behind.

She spent 90 Minutes in Heaven and is convinced that Heaven is for Real.

She is both Captivating and Radical because she Kissed Dating Goodbye and has developed a Mary Heart in a Martha World.

She wears Blue Like Jazz and keeps The Shack spotless while making a Case for Christ.

She secured Dinner with a Perfect Stranger and appreciates a man who is Wild at Heart and More Than a Carpenter.

But ultimately the Christian Publisher is most attracted to and admires the perfect Christian woman because she is......Amish.

~composed with tongue in cheek by Steve Laube