Try this....it'll keep you occupied for a while anyway.
The new craze in Hollywood is to take a couple and join their 2 names into one. For instance, Brangellina. TomKat. Now, take your name and see what it forms if joined with your spouse, significant other, boyfriend ect.
Mike and Mary=no matches.
Michael(his given name)and Mary=Marael
We don't make a good match on paper, do we? Anyway, try yours and if you're brave enough, post your answers for us to see. Don't worry. We won't tell anyone. Shhh.