This is why I don't watch

I have given up on daytime television. Not only are soaps stupid (c'mon, no one buys into the "who's the daddy" storyline everytime) but talk shows insult your intellegence. Isn't this going alittle too far? I understand phobias. God knows I have them. Don't even get a palmetto bug near me. And don't ask me to ride a coaster at the theme park. But honest to God I have never heard of this one. I guess Vlasik is a dirty word in thier home?